This cat can’t find its tongue anywhere.
I’ve seen cats do this hundreds of times.
It’s still hilarious.
Another Medium Done Gone.
At The PA Report, one of their editorials is catching a lot of flak for daring to suggest that the XBox is not a place for political news. The heart of the argument really seems to be this:
We live in an age of 24-hour news, constant coverage from any number of media outlets and blogs online, and computers we carry in our pockets that can keep us up to date on every aspect of American politics. It has never been simpler to consume news, nor has there ever been more available.
A couple of years back, I realized something very strange. Netflix’ streaming service was everywhere. In fact, if I look at my current home entertainment set-up and digital devices, I can access my queue and watch a movie any time I want to using my blu-ray player, my Wii, my computer, my tablet, my set-top box, and my phone — something that’s even more ridiculous when you consider that three of those devices are hooked up to the exact same dang screen.
Kids, back in 2012, your aunt Robin wanted to do something more with her life. So she took her love of guns to an organization called S.H.I.E.L.D and fought alongside the Avengers.
Now, your Uncle Barney and I took it pretty hard; she was getting to spend a lot of time with another billionaire playboy, this guy named Tony Stark. Your Uncle Barney almost went crazy when he found out the guy had a metal suit.
“It shoots fireballs, Ted! He looks like a freakin’ storm trooper!”
Then your uncle Barney decided to fight back.
(via puppetwrangler)
The Doctor Who Fandom and the Olympic Torch
- Whovians: You know who has to carry the Olympic Torch and light up the fire?
- BBC: Hey, wait a second, you kno-
- Whovians: You know who has to do it
- BBC: Listen, that was just an episode-
- Whovians: You know who.
- BBC: It's just fiction.
- Whovians: You know who.
- BBC: But this series is not that important as-
- Whovians: You know.
- BBC: But-
- Whovians: Or the world will explode
- BBC: ...What?
- Whovians: It's time law BBC.
- BBC: ...
- Whovians: It's the law of the universe.
- BBC: ....
- Whovians: There will be a crack in time.
- BBC: I think you take this a bit too seriou-
- Whovians: The Doctor will come
- BBC: But David hasn't even got time for this, we asked-
- Whovians: It's written in history.
- BBC: But the Queen-
- Whovians: Will not be amused.
You can believe any crazy etymology you want as long as you stop coming to my parties.
I… I…
Wait. WHAT?
A Fistful of Lyrics
“What I Wanna Do” —
Anyone I wanna know, I know.
And if I don’t know you,
It’s cool.
So, “What up?” to you,
And you.
To you,
And you,
And you,
And you,
And her,
And them,
And your friends — once again,
I said—I don’t know what I wanna do,
But I do know what I don’t wanna do, so —
How ‘bout you come through,
We can two-plus-two
And play all day
Hip-hip-hooraaaaay!
I can’t tell if it’s so wack that it transcends its own wackness, or if it’s just wack.
this has a deeper meaning. the light bulb represents an idea of an individual and the mouse trap represents how quick society is to destroy that idea.
And here I thought it was about why you should wear goggles when dropping lightbulbs on mousetraps.
And here I thought it was all about, “Ooo, high-speed video of flying glass — pretty….”
(Source: mikegoedecke)
OH MY GOD WE HAVEN’T WORSHIPED SOMETHING IN LIKE TWO WHOLE MINUTES
I NEED TO WORSHIP SOMETHING RIGHT NOW OR I’LL GO CRAZYQUICK MAKE A COW
DUDE, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING. IS THAT A COW?
IT LOOKS LIKE A GOAT WEARING A COW MASK.
Aw, Hell. Let’s worship it, anyway. ALL HAIL THE GOAT WITH AN IDENTITY CRISIS!
