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darkgreymutedpurple:
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Americans love to talk about stuff like prison guards going to schools and making speeches to scare 3rd graders as if it’s the most normal thing in the world
Street smarts etc etc
You think that’s as American as it gets? We had a cop who would literally come visit us once a week in his uniform, toting along a little teddy bear and once a year bringing a car with him that had been rigged up to “talk” to the kids. And this cop’s sole job was to inform us that drugs – ANY drugs – would absolutely KILL US DEAD, and if we did not die immediately we would wind up IN PRISON for the rest of our lives, so DON’T DO THEM, KIDS and also here’s a heroin junkie’s rig that I confiscated last week, isn’t that cool? Now sit down and color this sheet – it has a picture of an evil, anthropomorphic heroin needle being rejected by some cool-ass kids.
When we got out of elementary school and on into middle school, we had a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT cop who had exactly the same job ONLY HE WORE A GUN WHEN HE CAME TO TALK TO US. And he had lots of “I’m not sayin’, but I’m sayin’“ lines that he would toss out whenever he started talking about what our lives were going to be like in prison after he, himself, busted us for having drugs.
When we got to high school, we had a THIRD, COMPLETELY DIFFERENT COP. This one didn’t come once a week to talk to us about drugs – he had an office in the school, he was there every day, and he would patrol the halls with his gun on one hip and his canister of pepper spray on the other. Once a week in health class he would come in not to talk to us about the evils of drugs, but rather to let us know that ANYTHING WE DID OUT OF LINE, he would be there to take us down. He told us often under what circumstances he could use his gun on-campus (basically “Any time I decide you’re a threat”) and he had slightly LESS euphemistic things to say about what the big men in prisons would do to tiny little teenagers like us IF and WHEN this cop PERSONALLY ARRESTED US and testified against us in court.
You might wonder what major American city I grew up in where I went to a public school that had such major discipline and crime concerns.
It was a small, mostly-rural community with an aging population and a lot of agriculture in the surrounding area. Exactly the kind of place where news shows like to shoot b-roll that accompanies voice-overs about “sleepy little towns” and “the real heart of America” whenever they want to imply that people in major urban centers – who represent the largest portion of the American population – are somehow “not real Americans.”